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THE NEWSLETTER YOU'VE ALL UNWITTINGLY BEEN WAITING FOR - 13/09/22

Patricia tells you about her Lolo.

Patricia Blanchet
Patricia Blanchet
Today is September 13th and it reminds me of one of my own September 13th, which takes me back a few years. During my happy high school years. And where I was, they didn't do things like they did elsewhere. So instead of a prom at the end of the year, we had a back-to-school ball at the start of the year, which in itself wasn't stupid. It allowed us to get straight into our year, bond with the newcomers and avoid any stress. We got straight into the swing of things and that was a good omen for the rest of the year.
Patricia Blanchet

At the time, I wasn't too excited about seeing my Jimmy again (we'd been dating for 2 years). I didn't really like him but he had a great bike and wore Hawaiian shirts like Magnum. Unfortunately he was jealous and manipulative. It didn't exist at the time, but I think I was dealing with a narcissist pervert who threatened to kill himself if I left him. So to get rid of him I became worse than he was. I started going through his things. I played the crazy girl and he left on his own. After him, I didn't want to hear from anyone ever again and I wanted to withdraw from love life. But I didn't count on chance knocking on my door. With a sledgehammer. A huge one. The person holding it was none other than my Lolo of Love.
Patricia Blanchet

He was going out with a girl in my class, but when he came to pick her up at the end of the quantum physics class, a few days before the French A-levels, his blood ran cold and he dumped her on the spot to ask me to go to the prom with him. Unfortunately, on the day he came to collect me from my parents' house, he was molested by their white dwarf poodle. The cause? The silk sky-blue suit he was wearing. I should have warned him that Voyou, the dog, suffered panic attacks when faced with sky blue. He pounced on his private parts and turned them into lint. In spite of this, we have a son. Despite this trip to the emergency room, and this failed back-to-school ball, I can only thank life, love and cows for this beautiful gift, this beautiful Lolo.
Patricia Blanchet

Just to liven things up a bit, here's something for you to ruffle your hair:
Patricia Blanchet

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