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Patricia Blanchet
Patricia Blanchet

This Friday, April 25th, marks the anniversary of the first television broadcast of the Shadoks. If you missed it because you were born too late or your parents weren't real parents (hello, DDASS). Let's just say that the Shadoks are a bit like the Simpsons in French from the 60s (with the adjusted voice of Claude Piéplu), surreal humor taken to its extreme, a festival of assumed and hilarious stupidity. Their motto? "You have to pump to live and live to pump." Clear, precise, absurd. Like life, in other words.

Patricia Blanchet
Patricia Blanchet

And since we're talking about absurdity, let's admit it: going out every morning is often absurd. When we'd be better off with a controller in hand, roaming the meadows of the Kingdom of Hyrule. Dealing with transportation, colleagues, pointless meetings, the constant din of notifications that think they're medical emergencies... In short, it's enough to drive you crazy.

Patricia Blanchet
Patricia Blanchet

Fortunately, in the midst of this gentle madness, at Patricia Blanchet's, we're also pumping. Yes, yes, we're definitely pumping, but not to mechanically repeat the same Shadoks-style absurdities. No, we're pumping to create flamboyant, elegant, transgressive pumps, the kind that save your day from neuronal drowning in the middle of all these morons, the kind that give you the impression of being in control, even if, let's be honest, it remains a delicious illusion.

Patricia Blanchet
Patricia Blanchet

Starting tomorrow, leave your bed with the rage of an offended deity, of a furious heroine ready to set the world ablaze with a simple click of her heel (in the mouth, as Chuck Norris says). Leave behind the softness and lukewarmness of half-lives. Move forward imperious, incendiary, irresistible.

Put on your Patricias like you put a Captain Flam 45 in your record player, a cry of independence, a radically aesthetic act. Pump up to devour this absurd everyday life, to defy the banal, but also the banana split (kisses Lio!) and to prove that, yes, you can be sublime while deliciously setting fire to conventions, or to the 15th arrondissement metro station (kisses Mr. Retailleau).

Life is like the Shadocks, it's Hard to Explain :

Patricia Blanchet

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