SANTA BABY, JUST SLIP A PAIR OF PATRICIAS UNDER THE TREE FOR ME - 23/12/21
This little letter is to wish you all a very happy Christmas Eve, wherever you are and whoever you're with.
Remember to keep yourself well hydrated between drinks so that you don't nosedive on your turkey and so you can put up with all the talk about Macron and Omicron.
And don't forget to turn up the music if you feel things are getting out of hand and you start feeling the urge to set fire to your grandmother's lino.
If, in the midst of all this merriment, you have the joy of opening a gift containing a pair of Patricia's, luck is on your side. If not, remember to make out with someone at every party. I love you all very much.
FYI for those of you who can't wait, please note that any requests or orders placed on our website after December 24th at 10am will not be processed until the week of January the 3rd.
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