April 10 is a date to highlight with lipstick in your diary. Because you don't know it yet, but if you scroll a little further, you're going to fall in love. And I'm not talking about some lame scheme found on Bumble or Meetic (and thanks to which Simoncini lives out his days playing the guy who just left Jean-Louis David's house on M6). I'm not talking about a date who invites you to a sleazy restaurant and charges you for the glass of lukewarm champagne he suggests you order.

No, I'm talking about true love at first sight. Take your time and scrolle tenderly to come face to face with the revelation of your life. Keep your eyes wide open, pinch yourself as hard as you can, because yes, you've come face to face with your soulmate. Because who said we had to spend our lives with a human being ? Where are those rules and the tablets on which they were written ? Until they're shown to me, I'll say loud and clear that women are made to be born and live with a pair of shoes. And, more specifically, a pair of Patricia shoes.

It is with all my expertise and from the height of the brand's 12 years that I can advise you to accept the hand of my grolles. I could continue this News longer but I believe I have reached such a level of perfection concerning it that I prefer to close it here. Love to you all.

Hello, it's me.

This little tune makes me waddle :