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TO FEEL COMFORTABLE IN YOUR OWN SHOES - 06/09/22
Patricia is inviting you on a one-way trip to pleasure.
I don't want to be pushy, because that's not in my nature, which you've come to know over all these seasons, but I did want to remind you that in exactly 20 days' time, it will be my birthday. I'm about to embark on a new year.
I've already put up a to-do list on my fridge, on my bedroom ceiling, on my bathroom mirror and in my handbag. This list sets out exactly what I'm going to do to get through the New Year. First of all, I'm only going to take cold showers. They say it reduces stress, makes you friendlier and boosts intellectual and sexual performance.
Even if I'm at the height of my carnal powers, it's never a bad idea to give a little push for a little thrust. I've also heard that a splash of hot water on the back of the neck before going to sleep is equivalent to the load of 3 lovers (I'll tell you about that in another newsletter). I've signed up to learn transcendental meditation and the first sessions already seem to be delivering their share of surprises. I'm also going to opt for fasting to repair a metabolism shot to pieces by daily happy hours. I'm also going to opt for 3 Iron Man sessions a week to tone up my game.
And that's only part of what I intend to do, because you have to feel good about yourself, you have to be in shape and fully conscious in order to face the end of abundance, the power cuts, the heating cuts, and the war that's coming. That leaves only one solution. The same one you've known since we started seeing each other. You need to buy yourself some shoes, the only way out of the gloom and doom that Monsieur Trogneux would have us believe. On that note, I give you a tender kiss on your silky hair.
If you want a good drink in front of a roaring fire, naked on a faux animal skin rug, here's something for you:
