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THE QUEEN OF THE NOTH IS HERE
And now for something completely different.
Over the past few months rich in emotional fiber, a new arrival has appeared in the popcorn that populates the ranks of my illustrious house. This newcomer is called Anya like this famous chess player who seems to have come straight out of an advert at the time when Playsation still had the audacity to offer a strong universe. Now they want to include as many people as possible and Sony has ended up smoothing out its marketing statements. I don't know who made this spot anymore. I have Spike Jonze in mind but the internet can't find any trace of him in the Playstation universe. In short, let's not cut ourselves from the cord by which I hoisted myself to the heights of the human soul and let's return to Anya who stamps with impatience at the idea that I'm throwing away, not her body, but the truth about her similar life to a story for older children who love Nutella and apricot clafoutis.
Patricia : Hello Anya. Can you tell us why you wanted to join our beautiful house on the prairie ?
Anya : After studying art and theater in the city of Michel Noir, I decided to go to Paris to deploy and play the role of my life, the role of the Albatross in the live action adaptation of Bernard and Bianca by Walt Disney. I have a friend who is a casting director and who informed me that Disney was looking for a beautiful “bird”. Which matched my profile beautifully at the time.
Patricia : That is to say ?
Anya : That is to say that I have worked a lot in the nightlife world. I won several mixology competitions and suddenly I saw this casting as a call from destiny. I no longer wanted to work nights. Too many birds of ill omen that dragged me into the depths of darkness. I needed to spread my wings. Unfortunately the film was canceled after the various setbacks at the Mickey house and I found myself with my mouth in the water despite my hours of training to let my nose and arms grow in order to be a credible albatross. Let it be my own Tchao Pantin. While waiting for the film to have a new production date, I had to rebuild my nest somewhere and that's where you intervened Patricia, where you appeared, like an eaglelet from the Carpetettes.
Patricia : So if I refer to your biography published in Poussine magazine, you were born a boy but you found it a rather uninteresting experience.
Anya : Let's just say that masculine paraphernalia and all that it implies was not my cup of tea. I'm more of ether water. I felt a deep need to be more than what life had given me. But I had to be clear about it so I waited but at five years old there was no longer room for doubt, I had to transform myself. I spoke about it to my mother who understood this vital need very well and who always encouraged me to open up and find the real me. It must be said that it was well buried.
Patricia : Well, her. She was well buried.
Anya : What insight, my dear sister. Yes, I wanted to be Marylin, Nicole Kidman, and certainly not George Clooney or Brad Pitt, especially seeing what he has become, violent. Women can be too sometimes, but it's certainly because they haven't been able to take the opposite path that I took. Recognize the overwhelming part of the man that lies dormant within them and on which they want to put a lid as wide as the mothership of Independence Day. I’m obviously not encouraging anyone to change their gender. This is my journey, my truth and it only concerns me.
Patricia : But you have to have the courage to go looking, to know the reasons for your discomfort in order to blossom and that is what you did with courage. Because it takes temerity to open your eyes to the true self. There are so many fraudulent copies living within us, that identifying the original takes time and guts. So well done dear Anya.
Anya : You see me delighted. It's nice to be so well regarded by the Queen of Grolles.
Patricia : Is it because you were born on December 24 that you suddenly appear to me as a gift ?
Anya : A gift I don't know, but like "Jesus". Probably.
