THE TRUE STORY OF THE DELFONIA
( A TRULY CRAZY STORY)
I make choices. Sometimes they're more complex than others because they require giving up. And giving up reminds me of 30 million friends and then Mabrouk. Since he left, I've never watched the show again, because he was its worthy symbol. Delfonia's origins lie in one of the many trips I made to Los Angeles to meet up with my friend Farid, who had left to pursue a career in acting. Farid and I began in the second half of the 90s.
I was visiting Universal Studios as a tourist, and in the lower part of the park a film was being shot. It was a film produced by Francis Ford Coppola with René Russo. Discreetly, I managed to separate myself from the group of visitors and approach the set. I made myself as inconspicuous as possible, but he saw me. He was dressed like a gladiator, his body over-oiled.
He came up to me and started speaking to me in French. He thought I had a French face and was cute as a button. I couldn't disagree. He didn't really have the right to do so, but since his day was over, he suggested I go and get lost in the various acres of studios.
When you slip on the Platone, you Which he did for a few seconds. Poor guy was a premature ejaculator. Just my luck, given that just before him I'd been treated to a micro-penis, and just before that a bipolar who ate lithium like some people eat M&M's. But this one was very gentle. However, this one was very gentle. He told me that his sexual problem stemmed from a conflictual relationship with his mother, who was always in a hurry to finish his plates.
Since then, he had been hurrying with everything. Above all, he had realized that he had to hurry to detach himself from his mother in order to finally have access to the full extent of his abilities. He had arrived in California last year to become an actor. He'd started out as an extra, but already he'd moved into silhouette and even uttered a line in an episode of Hooker starring William Shatner. I spent the rest of my vacation in his company. He offered to let me get to know the town a little better, its secrets, its parties, and to sleep with him again. I declined outright. Our shared experience, however unusual, had left me cold. And then I realized that I needed to regain control of my body, to give it a rest from the hustle and bustle in favor of extreme sports like base jumping.
Since then, Farid and I have remained close friends, and I regularly travel to Los Angeles to visit him and see how his phenomenal career is progressing. But what about Delfonia? Delfonia is because Farid was cast in Tarantino's famous film Jackie Brown, in which he played the role of a small-time crook who was promptly killed by Samuel L. Jackson. Unfortunately, the poor guy was cut from the film. After the disappointment, we went to see the film together on Sunset, invited by the production company. And that's where I discovered the Delfonics, whom I knew from another song, Didn't I blow your mind. So from Delfonics to Delfonia, there's only one step, which you'll take when you put on these wonderful boots.
