PATRICIA IS INVITING YOU TO A CELEBRATION BANQUET - 15/04/22
If Forrest Gump says that life is like a box of chocolates, it's because he didn't know about Patricia Blanchet, otherwise he would have said, life is like a Patricia shoebox.
You never know which ones you're going to get, but you know you're going to love them.
It's with this motto in mind that I move forward, sure-footed, into the jungle of my creativity, avoiding all the traps, the moral leeches, the anacondas of simplicity, the tarantulas of bad ideas.
All this to deliver to you on a platter my best collection ever. So, yes, come closer ladies, and feast your greedy eyes on these divine ankle boots and pumps, which would be honored to grace the floorboards of your enchanted dressing room.
110 years ago, the Titanic sank to the bottom of the ocean. It's a sad date, but one that inspired James Cameron to make a film about it, abandoning his superb, hard-hitting sci-fi films such as Aliens and Terminator.
A little closer to home, on April 15th, 2019, Notre Dame caught fire. Accident? Malicious act? All I know is that Jean-Jacques Annaud made a film about it, and that's the worst thing about it.
I like Annaud, if only for his masterpiece Coup de Tête with Patrick Dewaere, written by Francis Veber and set to music by Pierre Bachelet. The ultimate team, yeah.
And, most importantly, don't forget that when Saint-Paterne is coming, the heat is a given. You're welcome.
Because it's always good to remember who's the boss: