PATRICIA IS OFFERING YOU THE MOUNT EVEREST. IT'S UP TO YOU TO CLIMB IT - 05/27/22
Let's be clear, let's be precise. The purpose of this newsletter is to help you earn money and spend it at the same time.
But do you count when you love? Whether or not you put a brand at the pinnacle of your priorities is a matter of the heart, and I know that yours is the size of Australia at the time of Pangaea.
As such, and to thank all the women and mothers without whom this world would be full of lukewarm beer drinkers scratching their nuts over a soccer game, I'm offering you a cute little discount code.
Thanks to it, you can save 10% on all our divine beauties. Enough to buy you a few carousel rides, a bottle of Get 27 or a Beatles album that I'll autograph for you at the store if you ever drop by. I hope this delicate attention will brighten up your pretty face and your guns'n roses purist soul.
This code, as important and radiating as nuclear codes, will be valid until Monday June 30th, 23:59. This code is nominative and cannot be shared under penalty of pursuit in a Lamborghini Countach. I hope you make good use of it. And, the good news is, the more you spend on this site, the hotter you'll get, and above all, the more meaningful the 10% will be.
Imagine putting 10,000€ into our shoes - that's 1,000€ in savings! A nice saving that could buy you a few nights in a hotel, or enough to pay for a few hook ups in a nice establishment. On that note, I'll leave you to it, as my lover is waiting for me.
In happy memory of our friend Andrew Fletcher who left us a little too soon: