In exactly two weeks' time, you'll either be watching a film or reading a book, enjoying a new landscape, a delicious moon, a dry martini, a good meal, people you love, a video game, a concert, or the holy grail - a pair of Patricia's.
You hesitated for a long time. You waited and said to yourself:
- No, I'm not going to spend any money. Another pair of Patricias? What's the point? I've already got forty. In gold alone!
Roland Garros has begun, and with it its autumn weather, reminding us that on September 21st, the festivities will draw to a close, ushering in an autumn that should be good for the planet, warding off heatwaves and excessive use of air conditioning.
Now that the terraces are open, they're overflowing. Cafés and restaurants look as if they've been ripped open, and tables and chairs are spilling out onto the cycle paths.
We seem to be on the right track. The one you want, but it's a good one. There's that sunshine calling the cavalry, telling you to put your feet up outside and give them some Vitamin D.
Since we're going to make this year rhyme with happier, merrier, we're going to feminise it all with shoes.
Today we enter the month of June, f..k, and we're fast approaching summer, with autumn already on the horizon.
November comes to an end tonight. That leaves you 31 days to turn 2021 into a year that doesn't suck too much.
What a joy it is to be able to prove to you once again that I love you the way you only love once in your life, with passion and determination.
Today you have many reasons to be delighted with your existence.
With the promise of opening the terraces in mid-May, I had to respond by bringing you the best the web has to offer. In other words, shoes that sparkle and make your whole body tingle. Something so close to an orgasm that it actually is one. And it won't be the last I send your feet.